Dessert Daydreamer Gifts

Cake!

Counting ribs

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Today's special... donuts.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Shark infested custard!

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."