Dish Dreamer Gifts

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Today's special... donuts.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Doughboy Dad

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Chocs away.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

Dogs and Cake

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Baking

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Ice Cream.

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Summer Berries

Cake!

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."