Dessert Daydreamer Mugs

Cake!

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Counting ribs

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Today's special... donuts.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Thou Shalt Not!

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Shark infested custard!

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."