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Fire Dreams of Microwave.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

Cheesemaker

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Comment on food.

Cake!

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

Computer problems

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

"How about an apple split for a change?"

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

"A table for two? Let me see... Yes, we have a table for you at the beginning of 2025. Do you wish to set up a instalment plan on the booking order deposit?"

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."