Culinary Dreamers T-Shirts

Fox dreams of catching chicken to sell on special offer

"Blasted canned food again!"

"I can grant you three dishes."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Fresh pepper?"

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Man's cooking explodes.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

The Velvet Mesquite

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

Sushi Train Spotters

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

"We both love Chinese food."