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"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'I dream about eating all the time -- I think it's psychosomatic fat.'

"Being a chef just puts food on the table, actually I want to be a vet"

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Pasta

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

This Year's Spa

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Repletion.

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

"All I've got left is smoked."

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Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.