Foodie Dreamers T-Shirts

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'I dream about eating all the time -- I think it's psychosomatic fat.'

"Being a chef just puts food on the table, actually I want to be a vet"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Pasta

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

This Year's Spa

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Repletion.

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"All I've got left is smoked."

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Cheesemaker

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'