Food Daydreamer T-Shirts

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

Comment on food.

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Cheesemaker

Cake!

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

Computer problems

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

"How about an apple split for a change?"

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

Expectations vs. reality

"A table for two? Let me see... Yes, we have a table for you at the beginning of 2025. Do you wish to set up a instalment plan on the booking order deposit?"

Aesthetic Pioneers

'He wants to be a T.V chef like that Gordon Ramsay-he knows all the words,bless him!'

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

"Blasted canned food again!"

'Your mother can whip up a great meal, kids, while at the same time, suppressing her hopes, dreams and aspirations.'