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'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'I've got threepence'

Food innovations vol. 3: A cloud made out of buffalo mozzarella.

Fast food dreams of being gourmet feast.

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Cheesemaker

Food prices

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

"This is our soft opening."

Benihana style of cooking.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

The Streets - Night

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Burnt or Raw?

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Pasta

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.