Foodie Dreamer Mugs

'I've got threepence'

Food innovations vol. 3: A cloud made out of buffalo mozzarella.

Fast food dreams of being gourmet feast.

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Cheesemaker

Food prices

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

Benihana style of cooking.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"This is our soft opening."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Pasta

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Burnt or Raw?

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"