Gastronomic Dreamer Mugs

Duck catching

Counting ribs

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

Salvador Deli

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

Cheesemaker

"You call this pigswill food?"

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

Computer problems

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

Expectations vs. reality

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

"Waiter. This steak tartare is undercooked!"

"A table for two? Let me see... Yes, we have a table for you at the beginning of 2025. Do you wish to set up a instalment plan on the booking order deposit?"

"Blasted canned food again!"

'He wants to be a T.V chef like that Gordon Ramsay-he knows all the words,bless him!'