Gastronomic Dreamer Gifts

Duck catching

Counting ribs

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Salvador Deli

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

Cheesemaker

Computer problems

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

"You call this pigswill food?"

Expectations vs. reality

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

"Waiter. This steak tartare is undercooked!"

"As long as you're awake, how about a midnight snack?"

'He wants to be a T.V chef like that Gordon Ramsay-he knows all the words,bless him!'

"Blasted canned food again!"