Food Dreamer Gifts

"No, finance is not my passion but unless you have a warehouse full of nachos I'm resigned to this not being a passion job."

Counting ribs

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

Cheesemaker

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

Computer problems

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

Expectations vs. reality

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

'He wants to be a T.V chef like that Gordon Ramsay-he knows all the words,bless him!'

"Blasted canned food again!"

Aesthetic Pioneers

"A table for two? Let me see... Yes, we have a table for you at the beginning of 2025. Do you wish to set up a instalment plan on the booking order deposit?"