Dream Foodie Gifts

I keep falling and I dream about food. You have a big "nappetite."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"This is our soft opening."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Pasta

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Local, free-range bug juice.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"I never know what to tip a drone."

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."