Daydreaming Foodie Gifts

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

Computer problems

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"All I've got left is smoked."

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

Cheesemaker

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Comment on food.

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?