Culinary Dreamers Gifts

I found an old copy of "Gourmet" magazine in the O'Brian's recycling. They stopped publishing. Gourmet. But I'll have a dynamite recipe for the potluck. All I see are parties of handsome youthes at rustic tables. Gourmet. They're all attractively enjoying the good life. None of them seem to have jobs. Gourmet. Perhaps that's why the magazine went out of business. Definately no one from our block.

Fox dreams of catching chicken to sell on special offer

"Blasted canned food again!"

"I can grant you three dishes."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Fresh pepper?"

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Man's cooking explodes.

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

The Velvet Mesquite

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

Sushi Train Spotters

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.