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"This is the latest craze - eat anything you want, anytime you want. It's called the San Andreas Plan."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Kitchen Kapers

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The Witches Discover The Wok

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Important Food Groups

Benihana style of cooking.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"This is our soft opening."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

The Streets - Night

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Burnt or Raw?

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Will work for Food Network.

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."