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"This is the latest craze - eat anything you want, anytime you want. It's called the San Andreas Plan."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

The Witches Discover The Wok

Benihana style of cooking.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"This is our soft opening."

The Streets - Night

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Burnt or Raw?

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Will work for Food Network.

"More croutons, sir?"

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."