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"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Large lady ordering lots of food.

Mouse Party

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

'The stuff legends are made of'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"All I've got left is smoked."

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Comment on food.

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Cheesemaker

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.