Foodie Fairytale T-Shirts

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Witches Discover The Wok

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Where cronuts come from.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"You complete me."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.