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"Soup?"

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

The Bare Minimum

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"Crumble an empire on that!"

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

How to sell healthy food...

'Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me the wonderful meal I just had.'

Expectations vs. reality

"... And you're absolutely certain that this isn't a mirage?"

'No, wait, that's not a bad idea! Put in a starbucks.'

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

'Now if only a bottle of white wine would float by.'

'I'd like a table by the widow.'

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."

'It's nice to get out of that cubicle at work!'

'You did request our freshest frog legs, sir.'

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

"I like romantic dinners beside the fireplace."