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'Unless you rob a bank or get a raise in the next 5 minutes, there's nothing here we can afford.'

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"For drinks or dinner?"

The Bare Minimum

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"Soup?"

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

'Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me the wonderful meal I just had.'

Expectations vs. reality

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

'Now if only a bottle of white wine would float by.'

"That's my plate. They said it comes with a side of my choice."

'I'm not very hungry - just bring me some chopsticks.'

'For some reason- no one knows why - it got a reputation as a power hot dog.'

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."

'I'd like a table by the widow.'

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

'I dream about eating all the time -- I think it's psychosomatic fat.'

"Coarsely ground pepper that's way too coarse for a conventional pepper mill."

"Being a chef just puts food on the table, actually I want to be a vet"

'I'll have the prime rib with the salad bar and he'll just have the salad bar.'