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'Unless you rob a bank or get a raise in the next 5 minutes, there's nothing here we can afford.'

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

The Bare Minimum

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"Soup?"

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

'Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me the wonderful meal I just had.'

Expectations vs. reality

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

'Now if only a bottle of white wine would float by.'

"That's my plate. They said it comes with a side of my choice."

'For some reason- no one knows why - it got a reputation as a power hot dog.'

'I'm not very hungry - just bring me some chopsticks.'

'I'd like a table by the widow.'

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"Coarsely ground pepper that's way too coarse for a conventional pepper mill."

"Being a chef just puts food on the table, actually I want to be a vet"

'I dream about eating all the time -- I think it's psychosomatic fat.'

'I'll have the prime rib with the salad bar and he'll just have the salad bar.'