Dreamy Diner T-Shirts

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Linguini for two?"

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"Soup?"

"I hope I'm not boring you with these old stories of mine"

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

The wine speaks for itself

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

"Do you want me to seat you in the 'Had sex this morning' section or the 'Had a fight this morning' section?"

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'No, it's not that good, but it is that expensive.'

'You had the Lasagna six months ago, and the Souffle last time you dined here: I never forget an order...'

'There's a chandelier in my soup.'

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."