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'For some reason- no one knows why - it got a reputation as a power hot dog.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Fresh pepper?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

'It would never work out, Harry -- I'm wine and cheese, and you're beer and pretzels.'

'The chef says that the quail was out but he prepared that little critter he ran over on the motorway which tastes similar and you nouveau riche snobs will never notice the difference anyway.'

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"Yes sir, this is half a steak. The guest who had it yesterday wasn't very hungry."

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."