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Dali Chooses a Lobster

Two Amateur Artists At Dinner

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"For drinks or dinner?"

'The customer is always right...'

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"Fresh pepper?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

"Dinner looks delicious."

Road Kill Cafe.

'Waiter...!' (there is a human in my soup)

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'I'm afraid things are rather confused around here today, sir- the Soup of the Day is a grilled-cheese sandwich'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."