Imaginative Diner Mugs

'For some reason- no one knows why - it got a reputation as a power hot dog.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Fresh pepper?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"Freshly ground Ozempic?"

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"Yes sir, this is half a steak. The guest who had it yesterday wasn't very hungry."

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

'It would never work out, Harry -- I'm wine and cheese, and you're beer and pretzels.'

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'