Dinner Time Dreamer Gifts

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Counting ribs

The Bare Minimum

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"Soup?"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

Bedtime Reading

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

Bed time stories

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

Expectations vs. reality

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

'Now if only a bottle of white wine would float by.'

'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

'May I please see your learner's permit?'

Reading in Bed.

'I'd like a table by the widow.'

Opie Ate