Dinner Date Dreamer Gifts

The Bare Minimum

'I'd like a table by the widow.'

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Tasty bird.'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'