Dinner Date Dreamer Gifts

The Bare Minimum

'I'd like a table by the widow.'

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Tasty bird.'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

'Maybe it's the wine talking but you look as good today as the day I first settled for you.'