Breakfast Thinker T-Shirts

Muse/Museli

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Breakfast surreal.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'

Curry for Breakfast.

"What truth can there be, if there is only death?" "Too early for Tolstoy."

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'