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'I taped his homework to the back of the cereal box.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Apples for sale

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Breakfast surreal.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

New Ideas in Business.

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'Run it by legal and then a couple of talk-show hosts.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Refusal to Embrace New Ideas

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'