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Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Tartine

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"The meeting will come to order."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."