Breakfast Buddies T-Shirts

'You don't seem very happy this morning.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Pastry Hat

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

All-Day Breakfast

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Have you got your make up on yet?

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Choice hellhole

Bed and Breakfast

'Do you want toast with that?'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."