Breakfast Buddies Prints

'You don't seem very happy this morning.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Pastry Hat

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

All-Day Breakfast

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Choice hellhole

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Do you want toast with that?'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."