Breakfast Buddy T-Shirts

free continental breakfast: 'What the hell continent is this supposed to represent!'

'Of course I like your new boyfriend. He lives along with his mom too!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Out of the frying pan and into the friar!'

A man eats his breakfast while staring at a TV that reads "Please stand by until we find a format for a popular 7 a.m.- 9 a.m. program."

Essential conundrum: Until I've had morning coffee, I lack the strength to order or even open my mouth. Get me the intravenous kit.

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"Rover doesn't want your cornflakes. He wants his bowl back."

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Food! You're such a good friend! I am so hungry when I wake up from hibernation..."

Newspaper

"Our new cereal is loaded with fat and sugar making it incredibly addictive to children."

"I want you to know there's a song in my heart this morning."

"This isn't my mug, Molly! It's like mine but my one has His on it."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Pastry Hat

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Non-Power Breakfast

Full English Breakfast.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

All-Day Breakfast