Breakfast Buddy T-Shirts

free continental breakfast: 'What the hell continent is this supposed to represent!'

'Of course I like your new boyfriend. He lives along with his mom too!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Out of the frying pan and into the friar!'

A man eats his breakfast while staring at a TV that reads "Please stand by until we find a format for a popular 7 a.m.- 9 a.m. program."

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"Rover doesn't want your cornflakes. He wants his bowl back."

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Food! You're such a good friend! I am so hungry when I wake up from hibernation..."

Newspaper

"Our new cereal is loaded with fat and sugar making it incredibly addictive to children."

"I want you to know there's a song in my heart this morning."

"This isn't my mug, Molly! It's like mine but my one has His on it."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Pastry Hat

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Non-Power Breakfast

Full English Breakfast.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'