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"God heavens! My shares are listed on the cartoon page"

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

Menu. Breakfast Specials. I could have eggs or cereal for breakfast. I'm flex-fueled.

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"The only reason I let your father read at the table is because I don't want to see his face while I have my breakfast."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Pastry Hat

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Have you got your make up on yet?

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Pope tarts.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'How would you like your toast?'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Cereal Tasting.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"