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"God heavens! My shares are listed on the cartoon page"

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"The only reason I let your father read at the table is because I don't want to see his face while I have my breakfast."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Pastry Hat

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Cereal Tasting.

Power breakfast.

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'How would you like your toast?'