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"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Bed and Breakfast

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Toastquest!

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Devilled Eggs

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Have you seen this toaster?

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'