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"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

In the breakfast foods industry, our award winner, Ernie, is at the tip-top. The honoree is at the vertex, the acme, the apogee ... the summit, the crest, the peak, the zenith! Raise your glasses to the man at the pinnacle! Please don't say it! Thank you for the synonym toast!

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Have you got your make up on yet?

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

Bed and Breakfast

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Toastquest!

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Devilled Eggs

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.