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"I have rights, you know?"

'May I recommend the house blend?'

Try our bottomless cup of coffee!

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

Pastry Hat

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

'I sometimes feel I'm living vicariously through my parents.'

'Have you seen me? Nevermind that, have you seen yourself lately? You look like crap.'

'I've told you before, coffee's not my cup of tea!'

'There goes the phone!'

"Is that supposed to be a beard of bees?"

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'That's your mother. I can tell by the tone of the ring.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'Do you want toast with that?'

Good morning, Teddy! Ungh

Al's Breakfast Diner. Are those "sprinkles" on your muffin? I certainly hope so!

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Eggs Quarantine

"We appreciate your making the effort to attend this breakfast meeting, Mr. Kadlow."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.