Breakfast Clubber Gifts

'May I recommend the house blend?'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

Pastry Hat

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

'I sometimes feel I'm living vicariously through my parents.'

'Have you seen me? Nevermind that, have you seen yourself lately? You look like crap.'

'I've told you before, coffee's not my cup of tea!'

'There goes the phone!'

"Is that supposed to be a beard of bees?"

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'That's your mother. I can tell by the tone of the ring.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'Do you want toast with that?'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Eggs Quarantine

"We appreciate your making the effort to attend this breakfast meeting, Mr. Kadlow."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

All-Day Breakfast

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from