Breakfast Clubbers Gifts

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Pastry Hat

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Power breakfast.

Bed and Breakfast

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Breakfast surreal.

'Do you want toast with that?'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

Bed or breakfast.

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

Omelette aux grosses herbes