Breakfast Club Gifts

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Pastry Hat

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Have you got your make up on yet?

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Power breakfast.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Gullib-Os

Bed and Breakfast

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Bagel problems.

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."