Breakfast Club Gifts

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Pastry Hat

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Have you got your make up on yet?

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Power breakfast.

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Gullib-Os

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Bed and Breakfast

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Bagel problems.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Devilled Eggs

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.