Breakfast Meeting Gifts

'Is it to early to get the worm?'

Tartine

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Pastry Hat

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Non-Power Breakfast

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Full English Breakfast.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Number 2. Step forward please."