Breakfast Gifts

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

How Life Changes In A Paperless Society.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"House of Porridge"

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"It's a note from the bus driver about sugar highs."

Couple having breakfast and getting some fresh milk from a cow on the table.

"Good morning! Time for my breakfast!"

Gullib-Os

'We're out of your regular granola, so try this...the birds seem to like it!'

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

'You own the rights to the phrase, 'Cereal Killer', and we want to buy them.'

Time for pancakes!

'What do you mean, you've had a terrible day? You just got up five minutes ago.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Checking the obituary page...'you're not there.'

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"You' re not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

The Rise of Man

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

Rococo breakfast cereal.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

'I'm all for diversity. In fact, some of my best friends contain pulp.'

'Is it to early to get the worm?'

"Say when."

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Fried egg'

'Not all food snaps, crackles and pops. Eat.'

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."