Breakfast Mugs

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

How Life Changes In A Paperless Society.

"House of Porridge"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Couple having breakfast and getting some fresh milk from a cow on the table.

Over-inflated Eggo.

"It's a note from the bus driver about sugar highs."

"Good morning! Time for my breakfast!"

Gullib-Os

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

'We're out of your regular granola, so try this...the birds seem to like it!'

'Now do you believe me?'

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

Time for pancakes!

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

"You' re not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

The Rise of Man

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'You own the rights to the phrase, 'Cereal Killer', and we want to buy them.'

Rococo breakfast cereal.

Checking the obituary page...'you're not there.'

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

'What do you mean, you've had a terrible day? You just got up five minutes ago.'

'I change the cereal I eat every 2 years. Today is the official 'switchover'.' - 'June '07 to June '09 was bran flakes. June '09 to June '11 will be muesli.' - 'I used to change every three years but I lost some of the spontaneity doing it that way.'

Choice hellhole

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."