Eating Breakfast Gifts

You're late!

'I prefer flakes.' 'Figures.'

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Tartine

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Pastry Hat

'Now here's a place I like!'

Toast: the high energy food

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Non-Power Breakfast

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."