Breakfast Food Gifts

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

Tartine

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Pastry Hat

'Now here's a place I like!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."