Breakfast Food Gifts

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

''Syrup'titiously, Aunt Jemima threw open the door to the log cabin where she found Mrs. Buttersworth and Hungry Jack in a sweet embrace. Armed with a Golden Griddle, she knocked the two saps flatter than a pancake.'

Tartine

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

Welcome Spring.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Pastry Hat

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Now here's a place I like!'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Full English Breakfast.

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."