Breakfast Routines Gifts

'Is it absolutely necassary to Salute the Sun during Breakfast Dad?'

"Why can't you read the paper at breakfast, like other husbands?"

Tartine

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'That was fun!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Bird Tweet.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Full English Breakfast.

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Non-Power Breakfast