Morning Routine Refresher Gifts

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Bird Tweet.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

French Early Bird

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Alarmistclock

"Great coffee, Carole."

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

1,572 Performances.

So Far So Good

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Walking To School Simulator

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."