Morning Routine Expert Gifts

"When did my 'just-woke-up' face become my 'all-day' face?"

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

"Are those my slippers?!"

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Bird Tweet.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Great coffee, Carole."

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

So Far So Good

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"It's time to wake up!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."