Morning Routine Masters Gifts

Sure, I could set the alarm an hour later, but I find it much more satisfying to hit the snooze button 12 times. Trouble ahead for the newlyweds.

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Bird Tweet.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

Have you got your make up on yet?

Alarmistclock

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

So Far So Good

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Are those my slippers?!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."