Breakfast Routines Pillows

'Is it absolutely necassary to Salute the Sun during Breakfast Dad?'

"Why can't you read the paper at breakfast, like other husbands?"

Tartine

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'That was fun!'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Non-Power Breakfast

Full English Breakfast.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Fear of news.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."