Morning Routine Pillows

Instant human... just add coffee

'It's my sinuses, Doctor - I wake up but I don't smell the coffee.'

The Rise of Man

The shock of recognition.

'I'm still waking up OK, but recently I haven't been smelling the coffee.'

A cup of coffee is paired with an injection needle and a lighter.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

"Why can't you hide behind a newspaper at breakfast like any normal man?"

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Never, Ever...make the mistake of setting your alarm for 3:00 a.m. if you intend to get up at 7:00 a.m.'

'Good Morning!'

Spilled coffee

"Well, actually, the early birds get the early-rising, older worms! Personally, I prefer the juicier teenage worms who don't usually rise until mid to late morning..."

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"I'll say no to the kiss this morning, Agnus, you haven't shaved yet."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

Office workers describing their mornings

Morning Genie

'I'm detecting a distinct single origin bean from a family farm in the southern region of Costa Rica with a nut-to-chocolate roasty note.'

'I set the alarm for three a.m. I'll be as quiet as a churchmouse.'

Tease-Maid - Wakey wakey four-eyes!

Tea and a pipe

Bad Hair Day

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

A man opens front door in his night shirt

'Good Morning Handsome'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Never, Ever...drink that fourth cup of coffee in the morning.'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Why do you go to bed so late?"