Morning Routine Reminder Pillows

"You' re not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

"Great coffee, Carole."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

So Far So Good

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Are those my slippers?!"